'Lo other Sasha kids. It me, Connor, or maybe I Lucas? I forgetting.
You got nice Mam and Dada? Me Not sure 'bout mine.
First, Mam say I can go on holidays and I think I go to Ireland with her but she say no, I go somewhere bigger fun and I get eggsited. She say maybe I see twin brother, Lucas (or maybe I Lucas and he Connor - what you think?). So I happy boy ........ until....( I whisper this to you)...... she take off all mine clothes and give me BAFF!!! Then she put soapy stuff on mine head and scrub up mine hair and let bubbles slip in mine eyes, what HURT!
Then she give mine new sister what used to live wiv Auntie Ellie a baff too, but she got no hair so not get soap in eyes. She not get big boys hat to wear so hair not stick up either. But she do have to go and sit on grass to dry WIV NO CLOTHES ON!!! That so rude of Mam to make us do that. But new sister not mind so much like I do, cos she never remember having clothes to wear.
Then Mam get me dressed and let sister put on dress what was quite nice until she stick us up in box and say Dada sending us for ride in post van. But me and sister still not in van for ride. Me think Dada forgetted or Mam telling lies. Not like box but it better than BAFF. Mam did say I was dirty little boy and that mean thing to say, then she go to Ireland and leave us in box like prisoner people.
Don't fink I like Mam and Dada no more. Hope you got nicer Mam and Dada than me got. Box boring, but baff worse.
Your fed up friend,
Conus or maybe I Lucor - not remember who I are now.